Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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The power to see your neighbor without looking.

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The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

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The power to read as fast as light when you can't read

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The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

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the power to predict the past

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The power to read the entire Twilight series withou suffering brain damage, only once you have to read all four books in the same sitting.

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The ability to float for half a second

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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

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The power to poop out you penis

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The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

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the ability to go the speed limit

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

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The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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power to see through glass doors

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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The power to deliver gifts around the world in one night but be fatter than hell, live in a frozen wasteland, and only little kids think you exist

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!