The ability to understand abstract art.

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The power to defty gravity, but only in space.

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The power to achieve orgasm within 3 seconds

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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Ladder hands.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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the power to turn apartly invisible

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The ability to crap barbed wire

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to freeze time, but you're also frozen.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power of inverted tastebuds (spicy food tastes sweet etc.)

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to make someone orgasm by looking at them, but only when you're having sex with them.

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power to have no power at all

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!