- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

Power to make other people rich.

The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

The ability to spend expired coupons.

The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

The power to have 1 second invisibility.

The power to turn anything you want green.

to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

Farting at will

Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

The power to post the same shit twice.

The power to be vice president of the SGA

The power to not have superpowers

the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

the ability to bend your leg.

The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

the power to pee straight with a boner

The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

the ability to see thru objects but only if they're made of cheese

Pointless Super Powers