the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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the power to predict the past

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to have no powers.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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the power to talk to fish but only if their belly up

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the power to come down off a high but only if you have cancer

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The ability to grow trees out of money.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to shag your best mates sister, and get away with it.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!