The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

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The power to kiss your own elbow

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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the ability to stay in the same place while running

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the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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The power to troll yourself

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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The ability to bleed lava

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The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

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The power rangers

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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The ability to ask an inappropriate question

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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The power to clap with one hand.

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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The power to be the ceo of BP

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The ability to park very acurately

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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!