the power to teach elfs how to ride unicorns

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the ability to enjoy school

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to predict the past

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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To turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to audition for X-Factor with no fear, but only if you punch your freind.

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The power to make your feet stink at will.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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the ability to be kicked by CHUCK NORRIS at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!