The power to have cancer.

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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the power to divide by 0

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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the power to never get spam

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The power to fart snot

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meh.

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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The power to pee backwards.

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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the power to poo pineapples

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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the power to return after death but only when youre death because you've bin ran over by a fingerskatebord

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The power to have no power.

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!