The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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The power to kiss your own elbow

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the ability to stay in the same place while running

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The power to troll yourself

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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The ability to bleed lava

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The power rangers

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The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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The ability to ask an inappropriate question

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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The power to be the ceo of BP

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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The power to clap with one hand.

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The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.

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The power to poop out you penis

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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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the power to shit bicks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!