To turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The ability to attract black people.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to smell any point in time

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to fly 1 centimeter off the ground

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to make your feet stink at will.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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the ability to jump like a white man

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The power to make pointless super powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!