the power to make your vomit taste good

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to trespass walls but only half their thickness.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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the power to only bring back the dead from june 1450

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to circumcise yourself

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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the power to have a larger erection, but only when your alone.

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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the power to create a meme

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The ability to tear the toilet paper roll perfectly.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!