The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

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The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

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The Power the run away when there is a crime

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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The power to peel stickers

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meh.

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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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The power to pee backwards.

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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the power to poo pineapples

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The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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The power to piss people off.

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!