the ability to jump like a white man

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to make everyone sound manly except Justin Bieber.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The ability to teleport, but only in compete darkness.

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning from your hands

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the ability to be kicked by CHUCK NORRIS at will

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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the power to have your farts smell of cinnamon

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The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

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Imortality.

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The power to run faster than you walk.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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the power to get an erection in gym class while doing jumping jacks

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to audition for X-Factor with no fear, but only if you punch your freind.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!