The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to make your computer run 0.1 seconds faster.

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The power to have children at will.

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An ability to change birthday to February 29.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to grow grey hairs whenever you wanted.

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to make hair grow in your forehead

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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the ability to enjoy school

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the power to teach elfs how to ride unicorns

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The power to know where Waldo is

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The power to predict the past

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!