The ability to park very acurately

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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the ability to see fairy's

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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The Power the run away when there is a crime

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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Power to make other people rich.

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The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!