The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!