- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to lose all your limbs

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

Power to sleep without eyelids

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The ability to police irony

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to have one eyebrow!?

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

Pointless Super Powers