The power to pee while standing up

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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yo mama

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!