The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to smell water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!