The ability to teleport, but only in compete darkness.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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the ability to be kicked by CHUCK NORRIS at will

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The ability to to remove any organs.

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The power to fly 1 centimeter off the ground

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to taste the food you deficate

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to make everyone sound manly except Justin Bieber.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The ability to detach my nose and place it anywhere I want.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!