The power to lick your own tongue

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The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

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A cat with human-like reflexes.

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The power to kill Pedobear.

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The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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The power to piss lemon juice

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

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the power to return after death but only when youre death because you've bin ran over by a fingerskatebord

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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The power to procrast ....

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Menstrual blood bending!

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!