the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to predict the past

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The ability to attract black people.

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The power to audition for X-Factor with no fear, but only if you punch your freind.

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The power to make your feet stink at will.

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An ability to change birthday to February 29.

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to make hair grow in your forehead

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To turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The ability to teleport, but only in compete darkness.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!