the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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the power to teach elfs how to ride unicorns

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The power to audition for X-Factor with no fear, but only if you punch your freind.

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The power to predict the past

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The ability to attract black people.

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An ability to change birthday to February 29.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to make your feet stink at will.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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To turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The ability to teleport, but only in compete darkness.

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the power to have your farts smell of cinnamon

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to make hair grow in your forehead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!