The power to lick your own elbow

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the power to drive a car with no engine

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The power to rot food at will.

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The ability to think the world is flat

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the power to return after death but only when youre death because you've bin ran over by a fingerskatebord

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The power to write comments about orgasms in this site.

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The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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The power to turn gold into dust

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Super taste, while living in Mexico.

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to run in an endless circle

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The power to believe Sarah Palin

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The power to laugh with you shitty powers...

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The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

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The power to disgorge large quantities of water, from your anus, all the time.

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the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

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the power to attract bullets.

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The power to FLY when you're blind

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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The power to write on this website

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the power to be able to call 2 people at once.

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The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!