the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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the power to animate condiments

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power drown in water

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!