The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to look TV

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!