The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to self destruct

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!