Turning invisible when no one is watching you. -Alex

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The ability to turn a motor bike into dolphin food

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the....ability to......talk....like william........... shatner

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The power to have children at will.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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the power to be immune to every thing but only after u die

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to jack off 1,000 times a day.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to die at will.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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the power to milk cows with your mind

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ability to tell the truth when not lying >.

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the ability to be drop dead gorgeous

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The ability autotune text.

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to pee out blood at will

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the power to transform into Pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!