The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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THe power too spel.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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the power for you and your mum to survive and nuclear attack but you have to mate to restart civilization

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the ability to enjoy school

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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the ability to only fart in crowded rooms

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The power to have children at will.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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An ability to change birthday to February 29.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to grow grey hairs whenever you wanted.

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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the power to teach elfs how to ride unicorns

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The power to know where Waldo is

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The power to make your computer run 0.1 seconds faster.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to make hair grow in your forehead

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!