The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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Look! In the sky! its captain beesting!

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to inhale and exhale the same air at once.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to pee a few times every day.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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the power to see through water.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to write pointless power.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to die at will.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!