The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to be french.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to run Crysis.

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the power to hovertate

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The power to read your own mind

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!