- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to smell WiFi Signals

the ability to blow yourself

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to read the terms of service.

ability to run very fast forever

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to shit on the ceiling

yo mama

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

the power to become translucent

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

the power to enter a coma.

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

Pointless Super Powers