The ability to walk on the white tiles at the supermarket.

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The power to see through windows when people sleep.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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super strength for picking up a gallon water

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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the ability to die without any control

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The ability to make your fingernails grow an inch whenever you like, but only on a Tuesday

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The ability to read braile.

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to be Carl Sagan, minus the intellect.

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The ability to read one's own mind.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!