- Pointless Super Powers

the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

The power to divide by 0

The power to give birth to giraffes

the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping

The ability to run at the speed of light, but being born without limbs.

The power to take your talent to anywhere you want

to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

Airbending, but only in vacuum.

Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

The ability to goatse instantly

the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

The power to cum everytime you see a women

The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.

the power to drive a car with no engine

the power to be invisable in high school.

The power to lick your own elbow

The power to turn wine into water

Mutant Paper-skeleton.

having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

The ability to be in Rosy O'Donalds underwear drawer

A solar-powered flashlight.

to wash cloths when they are washing

the power to be able to find you pointless super power post after its been posted to check on popularity

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!