The power to laugh with you shitty powers...

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The power to disgorge large quantities of water, from your anus, all the time.

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the ability to think you can fly

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the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The power to FLY when you're blind

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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The power to write on this website

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the power to be able to call 2 people at once.

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The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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The power to STFU!

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To have the abilities to almost be as powerful as God, but you're an existentialist.

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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The power to turn gold into dust

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The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.

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The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

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The power to lick your own tongue

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The power to create the best Internet memes; instant nullified by recognition or compensation.

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A cat with human-like reflexes.

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The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!