the ability to die without any control

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.

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The power to view the world through Apples Retina Display.

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the power to be obama only if your obama

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to make your feet stink like crazy

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to speak using their mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!