The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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the ability to be drop dead gorgeous

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The power to pee out blood at will

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the power to transform into Pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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the ability to become black.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The ability to fly, but only when you're wearing a kilt.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The ability to masturbate with your non-dominant arm.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!