- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

power to pass kidney stones at will

the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.

the power to charge car batteries.

power to poo perfectly priced people

the ability to laugh like george bush

The power of night vision, but only during the day.

The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

the ability to be a vampire on a stick

the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

The power to multitask using your ball hairs

The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

the abilty to be lynched at will

The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

the ability to read the future, but hate to read

Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

The ability to laugh from this joke: "The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it".

the power to burp a fart

the power to shit brix

The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

To be immune to every 37th bullet that hits you.

The power to give birth to giraffes

Pointless Super Powers