The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to die

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to have no powers

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to see through glass doors.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!