The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to be french.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!