- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

power to age faster

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

The power to grow more genitals.

the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

The power to be a common person

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

Pointless Super Powers