The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to annoy people everyday.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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the ability to die without any control

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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the ability to be tied to train tracks

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to be half invisible

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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the ability to lie and never be believed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!