The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to moonwalk backwards (think about it)

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to make every word a people says in the room with you into pizza.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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the power to fire my lazer

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the power to be powerless

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The power to make someone hiccup just by touching them once

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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the power to glow fainlty in broad daylight

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The power of walking on land

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!