The power to have the aim of Torres

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to pee a few times every day.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to inhale and exhale the same air at once.

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the power to control nothing

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to die at will.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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Look! In the sky! its captain beesting!

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!