the power to run windows on a mac computer

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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the ability to die without any control

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to view the world through Apples Retina Display.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!