The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to predict the present

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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the power to die

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to become powerless

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!