The power to take your talent to anywhere you want

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The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

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The power to not know your super power

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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The power to turn wine into water.

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The ability to turn incredibly ugly in a beauty padgent

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the ability to only fall asleep in showers

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The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

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The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

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the ability to laugh like george bush

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the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

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the power to charge car batteries.

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

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The power to multitask using your ball hairs

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the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to have no power.

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the ability to read the future, but hate to read

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To be immune to every 37th bullet that hits you.

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The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

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The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

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the power to return after death but only when youre death because you've bin ran over by a fingerskatebord

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!