The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to not have any powers

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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the power 2 grow a beard but only immeadlantly after shaving

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!