The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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the power to see through water.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to pee a few times every day.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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the power to control nothing

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to moonwalk backwards (think about it)

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to die at will.

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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The power to inhale and exhale the same air at once.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to write pointless power.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!