The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to never finish your sente

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!