- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to read the future, but hate to read

the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

To be immune to every 37th bullet that hits you.

The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

The power of night vision, but only during the day.

the abilty to be lynched at will

the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

The power to divide by 0

The ability to laugh from this joke: "The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it".

the power to burp a fart

ability to find good woman drivers

Airbending, but only in vacuum.

the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

The power to taste the food you deficate

The power to give birth to giraffes

Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

The ability to hold your breath forever, but only in an oxygen-rich environment.

The ability to goatse instantly

The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

Pointless Super Powers