The power to be invisible if you're blind

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The ability to park very acurately

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The power to procrast ....

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to be bradley

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Menstrual blood bending!

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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the power to divide by 0

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The power to have cancer.

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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The power to fart snot

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the power to never get spam

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!