- Pointless Super Powers

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to be stupid reading this.

+77

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

+73

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

+71

The power to not get shit dick

+69

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

+67

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

+67

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

The power to glow while under the sun

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

The power to divide by zero

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to get hurt without a break.

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.