the ability to constantly have the fever

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The ability to smell colors

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!